scamanders:

nothing pisses me off more than when i’m showing one of my favourite movies to someone and all they do is look at their phone and miss all the important parts

"I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess"
— Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

"Troy and Abed’s friendship has been such a special and magical part of Greendale

tagged → #sadness
calodaemon:

"The Sandman" by Salvador Dali.

calodaemon:

"The Sandman" by Salvador Dali.

annacdp:

George R. R. Martin… wisdom at its finest

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

I’m living in America, and in America you’re on your own. America’s not a country. It’s just a business. Now fuckin’ pay me.

Short Term 12 + Hands