nothing pisses me off more than when i’m showing one of my favourite movies to someone and all they do is look at their phone and miss all the important parts
"Troy and Abed’s friendship has been such a special and magical part of Greendale”
"The Sandman" by Salvador Dali.
George R. R. Martin… wisdom at its finest
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
I’m living in America, and in America you’re on your own. America’s not a country. It’s just a business. Now fuckin’ pay me.